Conversation between co-workers on the way from Asian Gourmet to Dairy Queen

AW: I heard that someone’s been pooping on the floor of the 3rd floor women’s restroom.

Me: What’s that?

AW: Someone’s been pooping on the floor.

Me: What the hell? Who would do something like that?

AW: Someone who wants attention.

FS: Did you hear about the 13 stolen lunches in the building?

AW: No. What?

FS: Someone’s been stealing lunches during the day and not frozen meals, actual lunches.

Me: Do you suppose it’s the same person? Maybe they’re eating the lunches and then expelling those same lunches all over the floor just to spite us all.

TM (who’s been quietly driving): Is this real?

AW: Just ask the cleaning lady. She’ll tell you how real it is.

TM: We’ve obviously got a psychopath in the building.

FS: Ugh. Can we change the subject?

TM: Extra hot fudge for me!


About Restless Cube Dweller

Most of my adult life has been defined finding homes in unconventional places, and learning to interact positively with others. I've lived in the middle of nowhere, in small cities, in large cities, in the suburbs, and now in Dubuque, Iowa. This blog represents my musings about growing up, moving on, finding love, and eating well in the suburbs and beyond.
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