That Abercrombie & Fitch Sticker Does Not Help Your Street Cred

Photo Caption: Neighbor taps foot while listening to music below my bedroom window. Apparently, his door must be open for optimal foot tapping. Also, notice the menthol lights on the spoiler. They scream badass, don’t they?

On the playlist,
1. Beyonce “Crazy in Love” played at 3:30 am, Monday, July 20

2. Lady Gaga “Poker Face” played 11:30 pm, Sunday, July 26 (I yelled “Take it inside, you assholes” while hanging out my bedroom window sporting scant clothing and crazed eyes. If any of the guys out there were straight, they probably crossed over to homosexual at that moment.)

3. Bette Midler “Wind Beneath my Wings” played at 5:30 pm, Friday, July 31 (Okay, dude, seriously, what are you trying to prove?)

4. Micheal Jackson “You are not Alone” played at 8:00 pm, Sunday, August 2 (Damn right, you’re not alone. I’m taking your picture.)

5. Bonnie Raitt “Something to Talk About” played at 9:00 pm, Monday, August 3


About Restless Cube Dweller

Most of my adult life has been defined finding homes in unconventional places, and learning to interact positively with others. I've lived in the middle of nowhere, in small cities, in large cities, in the suburbs, and now in Dubuque, Iowa. This blog represents my musings about growing up, moving on, finding love, and eating well in the suburbs and beyond.
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3 Responses to That Abercrombie & Fitch Sticker Does Not Help Your Street Cred

  1. Russ says:

    Who wouldn't want to hear "Crazy in Love" …especially at 3:30 in the morning.

    Clearly this douche is just trying to get under your skin. He is succeeding, yet little does he know of all the people who are laughing at him…

  2. nobody's starling says:

    This from an A&F kid sporting flip flops? WTF?

  3. restless cube dweller says:

    Four words: gay as pink suede.

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