Photo Caption: Neighbor taps foot while listening to music below my bedroom window. Apparently, his door must be open for optimal foot tapping. Also, notice the menthol lights on the spoiler. They scream badass, don’t they?
2. Lady Gaga “Poker Face” played 11:30 pm, Sunday, July 26 (I yelled “Take it inside, you assholes” while hanging out my bedroom window sporting scant clothing and crazed eyes. If any of the guys out there were straight, they probably crossed over to homosexual at that moment.)
3. Bette Midler “Wind Beneath my Wings” played at 5:30 pm, Friday, July 31 (Okay, dude, seriously, what are you trying to prove?)
4. Micheal Jackson “You are not Alone” played at 8:00 pm, Sunday, August 2 (Damn right, you’re not alone. I’m taking your picture.)
5. Bonnie Raitt “Something to Talk About” played at 9:00 pm, Monday, August 3