All Roads Lead to a Radio Flyer Filled with Booze and a “Meat Bundle”

Behold the wagon and all its glory.

Last Friday night marked the latest Obscure Dubuque Pub Crawl. Our numbers were small, but our will was mighty and just like rockstars we found groupies. Part of the management staff from a local grocery store followed us to each pub like adoring fans. They even found us after we cleverly diverted them to the wrong pub.

In other words, they didn’t exactly take a hint.

Here are the places we stopped and the quotes we captured in time.


Denny’s Lux Club:

“Blue-collared men make me ooze pheremones”-CE

“Is that cheese for everyone?”-Me while eating a mouthful of cubed cheese off a tray at the bar.

“SMELL IT HARD”-MM remarking on the nice-smelling hand-soap in the bathroom.

“We’re going  non-retarded, otherwise we’ll feel really bad about ourselves.”-ML


On the walk to the Dog House Lounge:



The Dog House Lounge (next to Donut Boy):

“I want something fried”-Me


“I”m getting something fried.”-Me getting up to order french-fries.

“This place reeks of doughnuts. I can’t focus”-CE


West Dubuque Tap (clearly where we were supposed to spend the majority of our time)


“Um, can I give you my number?”-Guy who followed us to West Dubuque Tap addressing me.

“Sure.”-Me, awkward.

“You don’t have to call if you don’t want to. It’s totally up to you.”-Guy

“Ok.”-Me, awkward.

Pub Crawl Team Accessing Our Futures!!


About Restless Cube Dweller

Most of my adult life has been defined finding homes in unconventional places, and learning to interact positively with others. I've lived in the middle of nowhere, in small cities, in large cities, in the suburbs, and now in Dubuque, Iowa. This blog represents my musings about growing up, moving on, finding love, and eating well in the suburbs and beyond.
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3 Responses to All Roads Lead to a Radio Flyer Filled with Booze and a “Meat Bundle”

  1. flatonmyface says:

    That flamingo was priceless. I vote for an annual stalk the flamingo bar walk.

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